Syracuse University, perhaps the nation's premier institution of higher learning in terms of balancing academic excellence with athletic achievement, has announced it will offer the first-ever U.S. bachelor's degree in sports analytics.
"Moneyball" is now a teachable moment, at the yearly cost of $43,318 in tuition and fees.
Beginning in August 2017, students at Syracuse will get a chance to acquire a "deep understanding of math, statistics, research methodology, sport economics, database management, finance and computer programming integral to sport analytics."
Boy, what a babe magnet that's going to be.
The program also includes a mandatory foreign language requirement, largely to prepare its students to better comprehend Mel Kiper Jr. in the months leading up to the annual NFL draft.
Data uber-wonk Nate Silver, a 2000 graduate of the University of Chicago, announced he was voiding his B.A. in economics and immediately enrolling at Syracuse "to earn the degree I was put on this Earth for."
The sports-analytics initiative indicates the forward thinking Syracuse often has demonstrated in regard to academics and athletics.
According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the job market for data analysts is growing at 27 percent; data analysts also score remarkably well at Match.com and eHarmony.
And, of course, analytics is a boom industry in the sports world right now - heck, just this month the NHL's Arizona Coyotes hired as their general manager a 26-year-old numbers nerd who last year was playing EA Sports NHL most weekday evenings.
Syracuse is so ahead of the curve, it also plans to offer the nation's first degree in "sports misconduct" - concentrating on Division I transgressions - allowing the university to lean heavily on its own real-world experiences. That program will include the following courses of study:
Jim Boeheim, instructor.
Jim Boeheim, instructor.
Jim Boeheim, instructor.
Jim Boeheim, instructor.
Former athletic director Daryl Gross, instructor.
Oneida YMCA CEO Hank Leo, instructor.
Former chancellor Nancy Cantor, instructor.
Bernie Fine, instructor.
Fab Melo, instructor.
Carmelo Anthony, instructor.
Derrick Coleman, instructor; Cris Carter, guest lecturer.
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